Police Say Poop Scooped Into Storm Draini love how the writer used poop in the headline, and feces in the body of the article, like somehow it's real news. i mean, just go for it, dude. use poop the whole time. or crap. like that time i heard the weather man in tucson say, 'the weather for tomorrow--cold and crappy. and then, it had the five day forecast, which read cold and crappy.' it made me immensely happy.
PEN ARGYL
Pen Argyl police are looking for the person who dropped 15 plastic bags filled with dog feces in a storm drain on E. Plainfield Avenue between Davey and Vine streets in the borough.
The bags were discovered by borough employees who were clearing a clogged storm drain, police said Sunday.
The person who tossed the bags in the drain faces charges of scattering rubbish and criminal mischief, police said.
Police ask anyone with information to call them at 610-863-6704.
Monday, September 26, 2005
from the Morning Call's Police Beat
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