from page six of the new york post as reported on defamer. November 15, 2005 -- PARIS Hilton's new pet monkey, Baby Luv, went bananas when she took the peeved primate on a lingerie shopping spree in Las Vegas last weekend. We're told that Baby Luv bit Hilton and clawed her face when she walked into the Agent Provocateur shop at Caesars on Saturday with the beast on her shoulder. Paris managed to pull Baby Luv off her and hooked his leash to a cabinet while she rang up $4,000 worth of bras and panties and a bullwhip, says our eyewitness.
i want a monkey. the fact that paris hilton has a fucking monkey makes me question all sense of justice i have come to accept and believe. why does baby jesus hate me? right now, i hate everything. if i had a monkey right now, i would slam my hand on my desk and yell, "monkey, coffee and a handkerchief for heavy weeping. go." but i don't, and that makes me sadder.
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