dirty dirty sock monkey

okay not for nothing, but this is so wrong, it's right.

sock monkey porn i know the lot of you are curious what string of google key words got me to this place, and really, i can't tell you, but porn was not involved, yet somehow, i always get to the porn, don't i? so, if you have children, i would stop scrolling now and tell them mummy needs another drink.actually, my blog box isn't letting me add pictures for some stupid reason, so just click the link. the one withthe two sock monkeys is very very naughty indeed, but the logistics are quite interesting. like, if you too didn't have, ahem, bones, think about the different possib...oh, nevermind.