my boss just gave me a six-pack of delight-fills, pumpkin shaped peeps filled with chocolate cream. holy shit, these are good. i mean, i am not for messing with peeps too much. call me a peep purist. i get a little turned off by peeps even shaped like fierce kitties for halloween, but they still taste like peeps, just happen to be a different color and shape. i can live with that, but like the orange cream gigantic peep egg that my sister and i got for easter one year was just WRONG. my sister's exact quote was "this is so good, it tastes just like baby aspirin." anyway, the peep delight-fills would be so good on a stick over a campfire. just sayin'. or roasted on my gas stove. holy crap, i'm a genius. i should get the noble prize in crap that will make you throw up. currently, i have one resting on top of my computer monitor so it will get all crusty.
anyway, so to get this picture of the delight-fill at the top of this post, i visited the official peeps website. so, there is a fan club, and a page with crafts and recipes, things like sugar cookie with a peep on it, or a mobile with different halloween peeps hanging off it (that is frightening to have roaches all over your house because of a fucking craft done entirely in peeps). so, then there is a link that says, "ingredient information", which i clicked and i get this screen:
that sucks. it is so lame. it says contact consumer information for ingredients. i mean, just say sugar and nothing found in nature. who cares? we are fucking peeps moonies if we are on your site, popping around and looking at fucking recipes and crafts that will make us more obsessive about peeps, we would eat it if the page said, 'made out of babies and rat's ass.' they are soooooooooo good. that are THAT good. sidney i'm sure remembers when i worked at makam's kitchen on 24th and lombard and would walk to that horrid sleven on lombard, but where the street curves to south street bridge, and i would buy like the worst, most disgusting seeming candy, and mostly just LOVED it, things like gummy burgers. so, my favorite candies are candy corn, licorice, peeps, fun dip, i mean, shitty fucking candy, nothing like belgian chocolate or whatever. in new zealand, i would just buy these bags of penny candy, which everyone calls lollies, and just constantly nosh on crap, get excitable, then be mean, then crash out. can you tell i'm a little wired on peeps? next thing, i am going to be ramming my head into the wall, and trying to hit someone's little sister.
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