Coke Yak, you mean?

coke to launch coffee-infused coke blak. holy mother of god, that sounds disgusting, no, i mean, a really horrible idea. bad. and i am a coffee fan. not only that, it is going to be like that coke 2, or whatever the fuck it's called, that made me throw up a little in my mouth when i first tasted it. no. really. it did. it was after a metric century, 100k, and john k. and i were rolling into the final area, there are the coca-cola clowns all set up handing out sample cans of c2 with that splenda shit in it. 'oh, thank you,' i said, all nicelike, and really i was thankful and thirsty.. and i would have thrown up completely, if c2 hadn't instantenously dried out my entire mouth and nasal passage with its chalkiness, exactly what you do NOT need after riding 63 miles in july. if i had not been dehydrated, i would have turned around and thrown that shit right back at that blonde fucking coke cunt, but alas, it made me complacent as well. and thus, my rant ends. thank you.